steambot_shenanigans
Where middle-aged men are your children and everything is canon

oh no there's people. um *fumbles with cards* im cif/s/31 waiT *cards flutter to the floor* dar n

13/f/cis, whatever pronouns you wish. If I need to tag something, simply say so and I'll keep it in mind!

wrywlf:

calluvion:

Imagine this: You’re sitting in your animation history class. Your professor says that your classmate who sits two empty seats away from you is going to show his animation. Joy!

Then, projected ten feet tall in glorious HD, is an autobiographical piece about his life problems and his manic pixie dream girl purple skunk girlfriend. Complete with fade to black sex. And masturbation scene.

Imagine that and you will know a fraction of my pain.

holy piss

posted 11 hours ago on 9/15/2014 + 25380 notesvia mozilla-delphox - from saturnpolice



iguanamouth:

image

image

image

posted 11 hours ago on 9/15/2014 + 64766 notesvia mori-sempai - from iguanamouth



caseyanthonyofficial:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

caseyanthonyofficial:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

posted 11 hours ago on 9/15/2014 + 85344 notesvia mori-sempai - from basednigel2222



brinconvenient:

An owl on a towel.

posted 11 hours ago on 9/15/2014 + 343362 notesvia mori-sempai - from a-dreamaway



posted 11 hours ago on 9/15/2014 + 117640 notesvia mori-sempai - from 20prime



posted 1 day ago on 9/15/2014 + 188027 notesvia officialwhitegirls - from disneyandpixars



queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

posted 1 day ago on 9/15/2014 + 188182 notesvia homo-spectrum - from ruinedchildhood



crazyasshoee:

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

image

I have been looking for this fucking video since like New Years

posted 1 day ago on 9/15/2014 + 539169 notesvia homo-spectrum - from inquiringcharlie
#faves #life goals



britmitch:

pureinsamity:

i have some handcuffs… i think you know what i’m thinking.

we’re going to arrest every single furry. every single last one of them

britmitch:

pureinsamity:

i have some handcuffs… i think you know what i’m thinking.

we’re going to arrest every single furry. every single last one of them

posted 1 day ago on 9/15/2014 + 133546 notesvia annalaatikko - from terminaltides



bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

posted 1 day ago on 9/15/2014 + 218128 notesvia davidbascombe - from bogleech




Song:
Artist:

ask-devnul:

heather-m00ch:

unconsolable-daughter:

sixpenceee:

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HEAR IN CASE OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK 

Many countries have systems that allow them to speak to as many people as possible in case of something catastrophic. 

The United States has the Emergency Alert System. When triggered, the system interrupts all T.V and radio systems to speak. 

This is what it sounds like.

The most creepiest and terrifying noise and voices ever. 

Source: X

I can’t tell you how much I have always hated the Emergency Alert System tests late at night on TV, but hearing what the actual alert sounds like is somehow like a million times worse. Someone hold me.

*STARTS UNCONTROLLABLY CRYING*

This is actually pretty terrifying. 

posted 1 day ago on 9/15/2014 + 234 notesvia homo-spectrum - from mankvill
#yeesh



j5h:

canaydian:

FUCK science

okay now hold on a second

image

posted 1 day ago on 9/15/2014 + 70933 notesvia officialwhitegirls - from 13hr



posted 1 day ago on 9/15/2014 + 160877 notesvia zackisontumblr - from melaninacorpse
#why



thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

posted 1 day ago on 9/15/2014 + 162286 notesvia davidbascombe - from blueberrytouches



welcome to my twisted ankle
posted 1 day ago on 9/15/2014 + 22410 notesvia bewbin



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